I have been keeping myself on the downlow lately because I have been addickted to a lot of drugs. I was just eating and eating drugs and drinking them as well and I even put a bit of drugs up my bum once, but then when I went to do a poo it came out by accidentally.
I am really sorry for not writing to you about my life for so very a long time. I have really missed all your giant faces. Big faces are my favourites because they are the best at showing off people's smiles. When I am singing at my concerts I like to find the biggest face and focus on it and blow kisses at it, because that is the best thing rappers have to offer.
I haven't really done vey much smiling lately though, because Raymond is now a no longer alive wasp. He died of being disabled because he had a heart attack when he was sticking it to a bitch. The doctor said it was a coronation waiting to happen, but I don;t really understand that though because neither of them were wearing crowns.
I don't really understand anything any more because Raymond was my best friend and used to give me loads of helpful advices and tips on how to be good at being alive.
Gary MOray, my fox manager, has given me some time off. He has writ to the newspapers and told them to get off my back about the drugs. I didn't even give anyone a piggy back though because I'm not a pig I'm a rapper.
Sorry that this is a sad episode of my life. It's just because I'm sad. Maybe if you sent me some money or some record deals I would feel really better and would be able to write happy things about my good life again. Because just now my life is like a bin and full of rubbish and mouldy rubbish.
Please send me some money to pay for Raymond's funreel. I want to make it a really good film for him because he was so a special friend to me and we were best friends.
Thanks you.
LOve fRom TI?NIE (Sorry my finger kept slipping off the shift button) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
