Episode Three: Making a new Friend

Hello

Today I am going to write a thing about my new friend by writing about my new friend. He is a fox and his name is Gary Moray.

Gary Moray is already quite a famous fox because he does business with a lot of celebrities and is also a dandy as you may be able to see from the paisley neck tie he is wearing in the photograph I took of him while we were in the park just yesterday. Gary Moray also has a theme tune, which he uses when he makes special appearances on telly programmes like This Morning with Richard and Judy and also Rent-a-Ghost.

Gary Moray has said that I am going to be allowed to rap along to his theme tune when they make it into a CD. I will not be on the proper song, but on the B-side, which means BEST side and is what happens when you turn the CD over and play it that way. I have been practicing a lot for when we go to the recording studio. Gary Moray says we may even meet celebrities like Kelly Osbournes, and that's something I've always wanted to do because she is good at doing accents and also because her two pointy teeth look like a kitten's teeth.

This is a picture of a kitten in comparison with Kelly Osbournes, so that you can see how their teeth look:

Today, Gary Moray is trying to get me a gig. A gig is when there is an old-fashioned taxi that is pulled by one horse or two hice. I know that because Raymond told me. When I get my gig, I will ask Raymond to come in it with me, because he is my first best friend.

Lots of Love

Tinie Tempura