Raymond says I ought to start using words like 'yo' and 'penis' and 'holla' and 'negro', which mean 'hello' and 'penis' and 'hello/talk to me' and 'black person'. He says this way, people will take me more seriously as a rapper because this is how rappers speak to one another and their fans and best friends.
He also said I should wish people peace, even if I'm talking about using a gun. I do not have a gun though, because Raymond said I'm not allowed. He did give me a pocket torch though, so that I can find my keys easily. I sometimes have trouble finding my keys because my eyes are a little bit borken. I mean broken.
Raymond also said that I need to start networking. He was pleased that I made best friends with Gary Moray, because Gary Moray is so good at being famous and also at talking to celebrities, which is what I want to be, except for I want to do raps and not just show my vagina. Raymond says this is how most celebrities become a celebrity these days. I do not know what a vagina is, but I will do my best not to show mine to anybody.
Anyway, Raymond got me a Twitty. Raymond told me to say things on my Twitty to do with the important work I am doing to do with rapping. This way, people can be my best friend in another way! My name is Tinie_Tempura, because my name is Tinie Tempura, except without the little black line in between each word.
I think Raymond will get a Twitty soon because he is looking for a special woman to be friends with. Raymond says she will be a 'bitch', which I think is nice because I do not want Raymond to be lonely when I am doing rapping.
Lots of Love and also Peace from
Tinie Tempura/Tinie_Tempura, but only put the little black line between each word on Twitty because I do not like it otherwise.
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